Power Rankings are subjective in nature, so no Power Ranking has ever been “correct.” However, there is a difference between unpopular opinions and complete falsehoods. We are sick and tired of watching millions of people squabble over the biggest joke of a Power Ranking every fucking day! There’s always some moron with a dumber and less informed take than the last asshole. We scroll through X and watch all these analysts get millions of free interactions on their click-bait power rankings which helps them get views, sell ads, and ultimately promote their brand. Here are the steps to creating the most successful power rankings:

• Be an uninformed prick who does no reseasrch
• Take a generally accepted list of talent and move one player/team way up higher
• Take a universally agreed good player/team and leave them completely off the list
• Drop an article link below the ranking of how you justify the dumbest fucking take anyone has ever heard
• Rinse and Repeat

You people have lived as SUCKERS for far too fucking long! THEY KNOW THE LIST IS SHIT! They know it will get you to quote tweet it, to talk shit in the comments, to share it with other people. THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE! They are hacks who don’t believe most of what they say and the more they find out how to be polarizing, the more they lean into it. You feed them EVERY FUCKING TIME with your engagements on social media, you blow up their numbers and help keep them employed. We have NEVER EVER released a power ranking. Not one! We denounce them at every turn and refused to make click-bait that would give us engagement, because we thought it was the right thing to do! It’s time to fight fire with fire though. Since I have tried in vain to get you guys to stop interacting with these FRAUDS, I have come up with a NEW APPROACH. It is simple and easy to do. Here is the plan…

Every time you see a power ranking that is obvious trash, you are gonna tag it with one simple hashtag…

#TPRINR

“That Power Ranking is NOT REAL” will be our battle cry! When you hashtag in the comments or quote tweets it puts every trash Power Ranking in one place! We can sort through all of them and drop memes on them like this gem:

Blast these fools with the TPRINR every chance you get, and that’s just the beginning! The Regulators Podcast is now jumping into the ring with our own power rankings and guess what?! Every single one will be decided in the most random and uninformed way to create total chaos. As we post them I expect all of you to your duty and post the same response to us… #TPRINR, nothing would make me happier than seeing all these casuals arguing over our completely fabricated power rankings, and instead of letting them in on the inside joke, all of our listeners just comment back to their comments with a simple #TPRINR. I want to laugh my ass off as people try to come for us on how bad our Power Rankings are, just so I can let a week go by and then agree and say, “no shit #TPRINR.” If we’re lucky, and we band together hopefully we can get people to realize that EVERY POWER RANKING is a joke, and it’s up there with Madden Ratings and PFF grades. These are made up fictitious things that DON’T MEAN ANYTHING!!! So get ready for Regulators Power Rankings in bunches and the best part is, you can come right back here to see what asinine way we came up with the rankings!

TPRINR #1

We wanted to start with QBs, since that seems to be the most incendiary, so we took the QBs with the top 10 passer ratings from 2022 and asked Chapt GPT to randomize the list…

And there you have it lol. Chat GPT gave us our first QB Power Rankings based on absolutely nothing and yet it’s still just as good if not better than what these hacks put out on a daily basis. We would love to hear your ideas for the next power rankings, should we do teams, coaches, RBs? Should we throw darts in a board, race snails, or have a toddler point at names on a list? Keep an eye out for the next power ranking and remember that EVERY POWER RANKING IS NOT REAL… and very dumb. Love y’all! #TPRINR